(Source: shavingryansprivates)
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
my body says zayn but my head says liam payne
(Source: louisdelgay)
the new feature on facebook that tells you if someone’s seen your message is ruining my life because now everyone knows that i’m ignoring them when they ask me to hang out
- 12th graders: ew 11th graders
- 11th graders: ew 10th graders
- 10th graders: ew 9th graders
- 9th graders: ew middle schoolers
- middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
- elementary kids: ew babies
- babies: ew fetus
- fetus: ew wait how am i talking
